Month: December 2021

Dear Wawa,

First, before I say anything else, I think you should include a “praise” type of feedback in your feedback form because I’m pretty sure that would be the bulk of the feedback you receive going forward.

Second, I love you.

The Wawa near my house opened about two years ago, and every Friday I stop in for a breakfast burrito and a Monster. I’ve only had one or two less than stellar experiences at my particular Wawa during that time, and that’s really saying something about the type of people that Wawa hires. I know most of the staff now by name, and the folks in the deli recognize me by my order (literally the same thing every single week).

I feel like Wawa cares about its employees and customers, and I’m just grateful that one is close to me so I can give you my business.

Finally, I love you. Whoever runs your social media sent us a care package earlier this year because we had a baby in February (his first outing was to a Wawa, not even kidding). In the care package were a onesie, a bib, and a stuffed animal. It’s stuff like that which make you unique.

Thanks,

 

James

Dearest Dukes of Mayo,

I, James I, Emperor of Gambella, Baron of Sealand, Colonel of Kentucky, and all-around cool dude, declare a proclamation! On this day, the eleventh of December, year of our Lord twenty-twentyone, I hereby deem Duke’s Mayo to be the greatest mayo in all of the land, and any soul that asserts otherwise shall henceforth be known as a scoundrel and rascal!

Additionally, I, James I, Emperor of Gambella, Baron of Sealand, Colonel of Kentucky, and all-around cool dude, also declare that the Duke’s Mayo Bowl be mandatory viewing for all of my subjects. Huzzah!

Cordially,

 

James I, Emperor of Gambella, Baron of Sealand, Colonel of Kentucky, and all-around cool dude

 

Dear Mio,

I start my day with Mio Energy
To bring my mind into symmetry
Without you, my day is lost
To me, that justifies the cost
Black Cherry, oh how I love you so
Wicked Blue Citrus, you are my bro
Tropical Fusion, you give me wings
Green Thunder, you pull my strings
Strawberry Pineapple Smash, what a blessing you are
Acai Berry Storm, you take me far
In my mind, Mio Energy reigns king
Its delicious flavors make me sing

I drink a lot of Mio Energy and have all six flavors in my home currently. It’s what gets me moving in the morning and it helps me to stay hydrated throughout the day. Sometimes, I drink other caffeine products like Monster or Bang, but I always come back to Mio. I’ve also become a Mio mixologist of sorts. For instance, mixing Acai Berry Storm with Black Cherry creates a delicious flavor that I thoroughly enjoy. It’s also nice to mix Tropical Fusion with Sprite for a nice little carbonated kick.

Anyway, I just wanted to share my appreciation for such a great product.

Sincerely,

James Gamble