Dearest Dukes of Mayo,
I, James I, Emperor of Gambella, Baron of Sealand, Colonel of Kentucky, and all-around cool dude, declare a proclamation! On this day, the eleventh of December, year of our Lord twenty-twentyone, I hereby deem Duke’s Mayo to be the greatest mayo in all of the land, and any soul that asserts otherwise shall henceforth be known as a scoundrel and rascal!
Additionally, I, James I, Emperor of Gambella, Baron of Sealand, Colonel of Kentucky, and all-around cool dude, also declare that the Duke’s Mayo Bowl be mandatory viewing for all of my subjects. Huzzah!
Cordially,
James I, Emperor of Gambella, Baron of Sealand, Colonel of Kentucky, and all-around cool dude