Dear People Dedicated to Quality,
On a day, much like this day, but in the past, because I’m not a time traveler… yet, I was thinking about your delicious chicken and wondering if you had ever stopped to consider the ramifications of such delicious chicken on the world at large. Have you ever considered that your chicken, yes YOUR CHICKEN, could potentially be the cause of world peace in our lifetimes? Have you ever considered that your chicken, yes YOUR CHICKEN, could bring people to the table who otherwise would not meet because of bias or hatred? Have you ever considered that your chicken, yes YOUR CHICKEN, could cause a revival of love and hope throughout the land, much like it was during the days of Woodstock (so I’ve heard, I wasn’t actually at Woodstock, because I’m not a time traveler… yet)?
I see a world where your chicken, yes YOUR CHICKEN, could be a new worldwide currency. It could be traded on the commodities markets and when given as a gift, be the most ardent show of affection for another person. Your chicken, yes YOUR CHICKEN, could be what we build our houses and office buildings with. We could use ketchup to write our most important works on pieces of your chicken, yes YOUR CHICKEN, to be preserved for future generations (not that I know anything about future generations… I’m not a time traveler… yet).
I guess what I’m saying is, please treat your chicken with the care and respect it deserves because it may be more important for humanity than you think… or… you know… whatever… I’m not a time traveler or anything… yet…
-James “The Doctor” Gamble