Dear Mr. Mann – Taco Bell

Dear Taco Bell,

There was once a time in my 20s where I survived solely on beef Chalupas, Diet Pepsi, and Fire sauce. Now that I am nearing my 40’s (I’ll hit 40 in April), I’m eating all sorts of different things, but I still have a soft spot in my heart for you. One day, several years ago, you launched… breakfast. And it was amazing. I ate a sausage breakfast Crunchwrap every Friday morning for like, six months, and it was my favorite part of the week. When I got married, I dialed down the Taco Bell a bit, but recently (for the first time in several years) had a sausage breakfast Crunchwrap on the way to work, and it was as delicious as I remembered. Also, there’s something about your Diet Pepsi that makes it better than what I can buy in a fountain at a gas station. I don’t know what makes it so good at “The Bell”, but it’s the only place I get it.

Anyway, I just wanted to write a little note to tell you how much I appreciate your brand, your food, and the value you’ve provided me over the years. I collect lapel/enamel pins and I’ve got the pins from your shop on my pinboard, so another thanks for feeding my collection.

Have a great day!